You Know you are Fasting When

(Jane) #1

The only dishes in your sink after 2 days are coffee mugs and glasses!
:laughing:

(Jane) #2

The cat food smells good when you pop open the can.

(Windmill Tilter) #3

You inexplicably find yourself watching food documentaries on Netflix.

(Jane) #4

Surfing the “what did you keto today” food thread looking for ideas of things to cook when you break your fast

(Windmill Tilter) #5

You’re wearing your “NTAF” bracelet to keep the faster’s motto top of mind.

(Katie) #6

What is that?

(Bunny) #7

You Know you are Fasting when you accidentally watched the Butterfield Diet Plan on YouTube and those thinly sliced cold cuts in the fridge start looking like a giant steak.

The Butterfield Diet Plan :cake: | The Peter Serafinowicz Show - BBC

(Paulene ) #8

Dunno but I’m gonna guess it’s Not Til After Fast’

(J.P. Wells) #9

This is the best part of fasting!!!

(Windmill Tilter) #10

I’ll put this as delicately as I can. When many people pass the 40hr mark during an extended fast, their bodies realize that it may be a while before new food hits the system, and the colon is emptied in response. During this time period, it’s unwise to place faith on one’s ability to discern flatulence from a bowel movement. Arrogant or inattentive fasters who fail to heed this simple but iron-clad rule are quickly humbled by what is colloquially known as “disaster pants”. Hence the faster’s motto “NTAF”.

(Katie) #11

Never Trust A Fart! hahaha