Went to a Bowling Club yesterday for a bistro lunch with my wife and son. Ordered their Mixed Grill and a salad on the side.
Waitress- Go grab a bowl and help yourself to our Salad Bar.
Cool, I thought.
Mosey on over to the Salad Bar…
-Pasta Salad
-Rice Salad
-Roasted Vege Salad with corn and carrots.
-and two types of Potato Salad
Sigh…
(The Mixed Grill was good though)
Potato salad is totally keto. I just take the whole tub and lick the mayo off of each individual cube, and then toss the potato in the trash. It makes me feel good to know that I’ve helped everyone else avoid being gut-smacked by a massive glycemic load. Pasta salad poses more of a challenge when people use that spiral pasta and you need to use your fingers (messy). That’s usually when my wife starts to pretend she doesn’t know me.
#ketohero
#ketohelping
“Okay I totally want the keto superhero shirt.”
I thought it was more of a bib…I imagine licking off all that mayonnaise would be a messy business. 
Sounds like the BBQ restaurant where the plates came with two “veggies”.The choices were mac & cheese, onion loaf?, sweet potato casserole, corn, maple brown sugar baked beans and cornbread.
Keto nightmare.
I’ll be frank with you daddyoh; you need to earn it. Or you need to earn $35. Licking mayo is more cost effective, but admittedly, it can be socially isolating. You are correct that it’s used as bib when eating, but otherwise it is worn as a cape.
All joking aside, I actually bought 3 of these for my kids (ages 7,6, and 4) and they absolutely love them. It’s the cutest thing ever when they put them on and play together. The seller is a super nice stay at home mom from Pennsylvania. 
