Not outside but a bucket list item anyway. You see, I’m an engineer by heart. I got a chance to visit the insurance institute for highway safety and see a crash test. They were actually testing a new sled for side impact. So while they crashed it into a car they were interested more in how the bumper on the sled performed.
Did you enter?
I discovered a magical kingdom, ruled by an evil witch. All the inhabitants of the land were under her spell, and I was the only one not influenced by her magic. After I broke her spell on the people, I led a rebellion against the the sorceress, and her followers, which evolved into a twenty year war, but she was finally defeated!
So thankful for the victory, the residents declared me their king, which led to a reign of peace for over 80 years! Until one day, I was walking through the forest, admiring the beauty of my kingdom, when I happened upon this colorful door. Having no recollection of this place, I curiously walked through it. I suddenly found myself back in my hometown, staring at the other side of the door, not having aged a day. My wife turned to me and said, “Are you coming?”
Have you ever heard such a thing?
I really should. I have enough of the things.
Theres a kite festival fairly close by at the end of May, intend to go and see if I can russel up some more lines. I had enough when it was just me flying, but my boys are old enough now to fly too, so more needed.
What year is that house?
They say people want to live in California. It’s such a wasteland here.
I told you to “Get off my property”.
Hey, my sign! #sothoughtful