I see reported on the internet that the Earth is now spinning faster. Is the increased centrifugal force going to counteract gravity and make us all lighter ?
Darn right it will! too funny!!
If you run west to east you will maintain your goal weight.
The moon is stealing energy from us.
In other words, the earths rotation is slowing down and the moon orbital speed is increasing, thus going in a higher orbit.
While we gain weight, the guilty is flying away from us.
Blame it on the moon
And the Moon is mooning us! What cheek.