Unearthly Weight loss

(Ronald Weaver) #1

I see reported on the internet that the Earth is now spinning faster. Is the increased centrifugal force going to counteract gravity and make us all lighter ?

(Michael - When reality fails to meet expectations, the problem is not reality.) #2
#3

Darn right it will! :partying_face: too funny!! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

#4

If you run west to east you will maintain your goal weight.

(Vic) #5

Bad news,

The moon is stealing energy from us.

In other words, the earths rotation is slowing down and the moon orbital speed is increasing, thus going in a higher orbit.

While we gain weight, the guilty is flying away from us.
Blame it on the moon :exploding_head: :grin:

#6

And the Moon is mooning us! What cheek.