Travel bacon question

(Carol E. ) #10

I almost spit out my bacon laughing at this! :joy:

(Genevieve Biggs) #11

As long as it’s not crotch bacon. That’s nasty.

(G. Andrew Duthie) #12

Well, that escalated quickly…

(Tom Seest) #13

Sadly, the world has run out of bacons.

I heard it on the interwebs today…

(Dawn) #14

So is this a thing … carrying bacon around in your purse, trouser, hoodie, etc? Serious question … does it keep ? I always thought you had to refrigerate it - not that I have much left over but … this would mean I could make extra to carry around in my purse.

(I like to post memes!) #15

Just cook it first!!!

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My go to bacon
#16

Is this what you mean by trousers bacon?

#17

Portabacon is for woman, real men travel with SPAM crackers!

SPAM Crackers
Slice spam
Dehydrate 24 hours or more at 130F
Store in fridge
Duct tape to ankle if your ankle sheath already has a knife in it.
Eat within two weeks

(Guardian of the bacon) #18

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#19

Toupécon

(Guardian of the bacon) #20

He needs a tanning booth

#21

For the bacon scientists…

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#22

This is perfect for the geeky keto freaks around here!

#23

I want this!

(G. Andrew Duthie) #24

:scream_cat: :bacon: :scream_cat: :bacon: :scream_cat:

(G. Andrew Duthie) #25

Hmm…if I started carrying the KA-BAR my brother gave me, then I’d be able to strap the SPAM crackers to the sheath, and use it to prevent anyone from stealing them.

“If you touch my SPAM, I WILL cut you!”

:smiley:

(G. Andrew Duthie) #26

The ultimate comb-over.

(anonymous94) #27

:bacon:

(Scott Shillady) #28

that’s exactly what I bought 6 packs of today, i cook it 4 lbs at a time. I think there are other keto folk in town, because the spot where that usually is, so when it is actually in stock I buy everything they have

(suzanna) #29

We call my husbands bag a satchel–“Indiana jones had one” says my nephew