Travel bacon question

(G. Andrew Duthie) #1

So when the ladies carry bacon with them, my understanding is that it’s referred to as Purse Bacon.

I’m at a loss for the proper term for men…

Would it be “Murse Bacon”? Or “Manbag Bacon”?

I do want to be precise in my bacon terminology.

(Danielle) #2

I imagine it would depend on the vessel you are carrying your bacon in. For example if you are Scottish and wear a kilt - you would be carrying Sporran Bacon.
Skater guy: Backpack Bacon
Business guy: Pocket Bacon
Slacker/Hoodlum: Hoodie Pouch Bacon
Sleeve Bacon
Wallet Bacon ??

I knew a guy who carried Sock Bacon, said it was for emergencies.

Also… I’ve never turned down floor bacon.

(Jake P) #3

So… fanny pack bacon?

(G. Andrew Duthie) #4

No self-respecting guy wears a fanny pack…

(says the guy who owns one)

(G. Andrew Duthie) #5

Brilliant. Way to raise the bar! :smiley:

(Scott Shillady) #6

I’ve called it my BIBLE, By Ingesting Bacon Life is Excellent

(Larry Lustig) #7

Just watch out for trouser bacon.

#8

Jock bacon?

(I like to post memes!) #9

@larry Wins the naming competition!

(Carol E. ) #10

I almost spit out my bacon laughing at this! :joy:

(Genevieve Biggs) #11

As long as it’s not crotch bacon. That’s nasty.

(G. Andrew Duthie) #12

Well, that escalated quickly…

(Tom Seest) #13

Sadly, the world has run out of bacons.

I heard it on the interwebs today…

(Dawn) #14

So is this a thing … carrying bacon around in your purse, trouser, hoodie, etc? Serious question … does it keep ? I always thought you had to refrigerate it - not that I have much left over but … this would mean I could make extra to carry around in my purse.

(I like to post memes!) #15

Just cook it first!!!

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My go to bacon
#16

Is this what you mean by trousers bacon?

#17

Portabacon is for woman, real men travel with SPAM crackers!

SPAM Crackers
Slice spam
Dehydrate 24 hours or more at 130F
Store in fridge
Duct tape to ankle if your ankle sheath already has a knife in it.
Eat within two weeks

(Guardian of the bacon) #18

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#19

Toupécon

(Guardian of the bacon) #20

He needs a tanning booth