The 2,000,000 Calorie Buffet: Go Keto or Go Home


(Stickin' with mammoth) #1

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Go keto and you’re already a winner at the all-you-can-eat buffet. How?

Suckers go for the carbs. Cheap, filling, colon-bloating carbs. Which they wash down with soda.

Ketoers naturally break the owner’s bank by drinking water and going for the most expensive items first, last, and always. Crispy duck, anyone?

(burp!)

The 2,000,000 Calorie Buffet documentary


#2

I don’t know. When I’m eating good protein and fat, I fill up pretty fast.

Still don’t feel like I’m getting my money’s worth. :wink:


(Frank) #3

Every Friday night at a casino near me there’s a seafood buffet. I eat snow crab and prime rib until busting. Good times a few times a year. For 20 bucks it’s definitely worth it.


(Stickin' with mammoth) #4

Same here. But I find it heartening that we’d get our money’s worth with one plate and still look good in the morning.

Learn from Darren.


(Pete A) #5

I’m looking forward to watching this today, thanks!

I love a buffet Keto style… I enjoy it, do great, and learn much by observing my dining partners :grinning:


(Stickin' with mammoth) #6

There’s a Brazilian steakhouse called the Rodizio Grill that’s as close to a keto buffet as I’ve ever seen, except they bring it right to your table. Dangerous times.


(Pete A) #7

I enjoyed this, thanks.


(Stickin' with mammoth) #8

Welcome.

You know, I watch stuff like that and all I can think is, “Thank god I don’t have to worry about any of that anymore.” Keto is so relaxing.