Soylent Green

#1

So glad I’ll be dead before all this cr*p occurs

(Carl Keller) #2

Unless I spontaneously grow horns, hooves and start mooing, I will keep eating meat like evolution intended.

On a related note, they are starting to grow meat in lab test tubes using stem cells. I will also pass on this:

#3

This is why they are pushing veganism so hard. They are creating a false plant vs meat dialectic so they can push lab meat as a solution. It’s the textbook Hegelian dialectic at work.

(Bunny) #4

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#5

They are using climate to push veganism, and kill off cows in the USA. Someone needs to tell these politically confused morons that their food is shipped in via jet fuel from all over Europe, and South Africa.

New York just introduced 'Meatless Mondays". I love seeing Fascism call itself Socialism. They will of course eat themselves!

(Little Miss Scare-All) #6

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

And don’t forget the poor honey bees!

#7

Probably not so good to Godwin ourselves when there are honest-to-God true N@zis running around the country right now, and they’re not exactly the ones pushing the Vegan agenda.

(Stickin' with mammoth) #8

I rang up my folks in Iowa and asked them about this whole vegan-agenda-cows-going-away thing. I was concerned about the imbalance of voices in the media, that the plant people seemed to be leading the charge while the meat industry was bizarrely silent on the issue.

They basically snorted with laughter and replied that the cattle and swine industries were doing very well in the Midwest, thank you very much, and it’s all they fuckin’ hear about on the news: pork belly prices, the latest cow antibiotics, Nimby debates about anaerobic lagoons, etc.

Okay, but that’s the heart of the heartland. They’re in it, they can’t see the forest for the trees. Cowpocalypse and Porkpocalypse could be slowly bearing down on them and there woudn’t be any warning siren like they’re used to during tornado season.

I’m still unnerved that the meat industry hasn’t seemed to push back on a national level where veganism is spreading faster than a measles epidemic in a Facebook chat room. Why the silent treatment? Do they think this will all blow over? Are they afraid of another Oprah-gate?

Where’s the beef?

(Stickin' with mammoth) #9

If those two ever decide to get together, we’re gonna see some serious crazy.

(Chris) #10

I’d eat actual soylent green though. Human meat has the perfect amino acid profile for muscle growth!

(Stickin' with mammoth) #11

(moves away from Chris on the bus)

(Chris) #12

Excuse me, are you grassfed?

(Stickin' with mammoth) #13

I refuse the answer the question on the grounds that my answer may incriminate me.

(Chris) #14

Back of the fridge, with you!

(Little Miss Scare-All) #15

Behaviorally, they’re like saying the same thing: Nazis, Vegans. A lot of vegans are like Nazis, in the slangy vernacular at least. If someone described to me a “Nazi Vegan”, they would probably have to clarify that they meant the actual Neo-Nazi movement, rather than just common Vegan behavior.

(Stickin' with mammoth) #16

Not enough room, I just stuffed 14 pounds of top sirloin in there broiled medium rare and I’m already dinner for two.

(Stickin' with mammoth) #17

Not sure I see the distinction. I’m in Portland, there are no quiet vegans here. Talk about the forest for the trees…

(Little Miss Scare-All) #18

Yeah I’m right outside NYC and oddly, there are some quiet ones here. I’ve known a bunch that were really cool about it, in fact, you’d never know they were Vegan. Others, not so much. Agenda-pushing, blind following to feel a part of something, is overall annoying in any walk of life. You would think that the bad attitude NYC area would be boisterous and obnoxious, but not all of them are like that. We’re just loud and boisterous about every other thing instead.

#19

See when you compare things to N@zis that aren’t actually N@zis, it creates a desensitized reaction that makes it harder for people to point out actual N@zis. Vegans are obnoxious and some of the things they do are ridiculous, but they aren’t as a movement calling for the subjugation and eradication of other races because they think they’re racially superior.

It’s in bad taste to compare Vegans to people who want all Jews and people of color wiped out, is all I’m saying.

(Stickin' with mammoth) #20

Yeah, this combined with some serious anorexia/orthorexia seems to be the fatal combo around these here parts. When you add in the impaired mental function and inability to regulate emotions due to fucked up hormones and a lack of brain-bolstering cholesterol, you’ve got the world’s skinniest herd of honey badgers just looking for something to kill.

I time my visits to Trader Joe’s with the precision of an Army Ranger sniper now.