Something just occurred to me this morning…
It turns out I am not a fat person.
I am a person who was tricked into growing a great deal of fat on my body by all the lies the authorities have told me since I was born.
Fat is not one of my defining characteristics. I will happily be described as sarcastic, snide, and evilly funny… these are all some of my best defining characteristics.
I am not a fat person and I need to stop thinking that I am.