Rookie (Fasting) Mistake!


(*Rusty* Instagram: @Rustyk61) #1

So, after a 72 hour fast I decided to break my fast with a piece of beef jerky and a pickle. After an hour things were good so I decided to cook myself a plate of pork chops. I was so looking forward to them. I cooked them in bacon juice and covered them with jalapeños and even made a dipping sauce with ghost pepper extract. They were so good…until I took the last bite. :flushed:. What I thought was a little gas, was not gas at all. So, next time I do a EF, I’ll be more careful about how I end it.


(Bacon is a many-splendoured thing) #2

When I turned 50, they told me three rule for coping with old age: (1) never waste an erection, (2) never pass up an opportunity to urinate, and (3) never trust a fart! How right they were!


(*Rusty* Instagram: @Rustyk61) #3

Spot on!!!