We were on vacation, and I’m pleased to say my keto WoE remained strong. I’ve lost a few pounds, in fact. Anyhow, in debating what to eat for lunch one awesome day, and in my not wanting to be obnoxious about food, I went along with the crowd to Taziki’s Mediterranean Cafe. They claim to be Greek, so I should be able to score some lamb and olive oil, right?
Wrong.
The menu wasn’t promising. I couldn’t have a platter of just lamb, I had to get sides of carbage (offered to everyone else) In desperation for satiety, I approached the wait staff about butter or olive oil, and whether they had either. Butter? The wait staff laughed, thinking I was being ironic. OK, then, olive oil? They did, but it was 80% canola oil.
Seriously.
I ate the 4 oz. of too-unfatty lamb (and too tough) a little of the greens. In the vernacular of the peasantry, it was a crappy lunch.
I checked their website out. They brag;
- Eating primarily plant-based foods
- Replacing butter with healthy fats such as olive oil and canola oil
- Using herbs and spices instead of salt to flavor foods
- Limiting red meat to no more than a few times a month
- Eating fish and poultry at least twice a week
Dear Lord. I just ate in the FrankenWoE of “Son of Ancel Keys.” No, it doesn’t mirror true mediterranean food, just a retelling fabulist narrative by Keys himself. no and no. Never again. Fooey on all that.