I didn’t know where to post this because it’s not Keto related, but it’s so darn funny and I just need to share with my foodie friends.
Our dog Roxie is the pickiest eater in the history of dogs. She’s a Shih-poo. What we go through to get her to eat is unreal. We have switched foods (wet and dry) too many times to find something, anything that she will readily eat on a regular basis. Nothing keeps her interest beyond the first day. The old starving attitude/method (you don’t get anything until tomorrow unless you eat this) never really lasts. She is freaky smart, way beyond human smartness and she will eat the next day then spend a week turning her nose up to the presented fare, no matter how incredible it is. She knows we eat ribeye and other delicious meat and she won’t settle for anything but what we eat, even tho we have never once fed her from our plates. If I drop her dog food from the table as if it was on my plate, then she eats that dropping. Lmao
Now mind you, we have never been able to just throw down dry kibble in a bowl and walk away. I envy all those with big dogs that happily lap that up every time it is offered. Roxie has never once happily eaten dry food like that. And we have tried health food stores for dogs as well as the cheapy Alpo aisles. We have tried homemade, whole food dog food with her. We have tried no-grains diets (our preference anyway). We have tried everything and still she likes nothing.
We used to have another Shih-poo who had pancreatitis, and for her we had to boil nonfat chicken breast every week to feed it to her along with geriatric prescription food. So after she passed our little Roxie was used to the boiled chicken and we tried to work with that, but at some point you just want to save some money and get her onto some dry kibble for her teeth. But even the cooked chicken becomes force feeding her. She also won’t eat any of the food if it is mixed up together. It has to be portioned separately. Lol
I’m sitting here laughing so hard looking at her breakfast plate. No kitchen in American feeds such a beautiful array of food to their dog the way we do every stinking day. For the past five years! But she just sits back and looks at us as if we are insulting her sensibilities. We have to act like we are slowly going in to steal a piece of carrot or pepper, or piece of chicken, just to get her to growl in protectiveness tricking her into her natural animal state. Sometimes it works and she eats the whole thing. Sometimes like this morning she protects it fiercely but won’t eat it and in the fridge it goes until dinner tonight. Nothing else until then.
Share how you feed your pets!