Not sure if this belongs in the Food category, but

(You've tried everything else; why not try bacon?) #21

And of course it’s the potatoes that cause heart disease, not the tallow they used to be fried in.

(Stickin' with mammoth) #22

Its salt content is bumped up and it’s always served with something else to distract your taste buds. Sneaky, sneaky.

Ask for an extra slice on the side and eat that first, see what happens.

(Stickin' with mammoth) #23

Heart disease…is potato.