News Flash - Another Homicide


(Peter - Don't Fear the Fat ) #1

There were many witnesses and the authorities have arrested a suspect who is said to be responsible for many such crimes, including life changing injuries.
The suspect, known as Mr Fat, is well known to the police. his crimes are of no suprise to the public, him and his cousins have a bad reputation.
Only problem is he didn’t do it!
It’s was a popular figure, loved by everyone and standing right behind Mr Fat that pulled the trigger. Would Mr Sugar ever be detained?

Is this what happened?


#2

Maybe the problem is that Mr. Fat is too often in the company of Mr. Sugar. When something bad happens around the pair, many people may suspect Mr. Fat due to his bad PR even if he is innocent or at least not the sole culprit…


(Robin) #3

Brilliant!


(You've tried everything else; why not try bacon?) #4

The Sugar Research Foundation, according to their own internal memos, paid several scientists in the 1960’s to blame problems caused by sugar consumption on fat consumption instead. These scientists were friends and colleagues of Ancel Keys at the University of Minnesota and Walter Willet at Harvard.

It was Dr. Willet, by the way, who was primarily responsible for convincing the U.S. Food & Drug Administration to put sugar on its list of items “generally recognized as safe.”