Lying about your age


Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25 year-old blonde…

She proceeds to knock everyone’s socks off with her youthful appeal and charm.

She also hangs on Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast.

They corner him and ask. “Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?”

Bob replies. “Girlfriend? She’s my wife!”

They’re knocked over, but continue to ask. “So, how’d you persuade her to marry you?”

Bob says. “I lied about my age.”

His friends respond. “What, did you tell her you were only 50?”

Bob smiles and says. “No, I told her I was 90.”


What weighs more. 50kg of rocks or a 50kg woman?
The rocks. Women always lie about their weight.

A husband bought a wife a dress that was 2 sizes smaller for her birthday to encourage her for her weight loss plan. He said he could not wait to see her in this beautiful dress soon. For her huband’s birthday she bought him a fine coffin.

A recent study has found that women who carry some extra weight live longer than men who mention it :slight_smile: