Life as a Banter
You’ve been living the Banting lifestyle for a while. You look great, your skin has cleared up and you have practically thrown the diabetes meds away so you feel that you have to share this “Road to Damascus” decision in your life with everyone you know. The one unexpected flaw in your plan is that you open yourself up to a barrage of annoying thoughts and opinions from all the “well meaning” people in your life.
- "Why would you do that?”
This is the first question anyone Banting gets asked, and its intention is all over the place. Best case scenario, you’re being asked this question by some spacey new-age hippie who believes that nobody has to lose weight. “God made us all beautiful creatures, and it’s what’s inside that counts. Nameste, peace out and groovy baby.” Yeah Right! Unfortunately for you what’s inside is a heart that is failing miserably trying to carry the extra person you’ve become since that Insulin Resistance kicked in. So yes, inner beauty is great, but most of the fat you’re trying to lose is also on the inside strangling your vital organs.
- “You can eat whatever you like, it’s a matter of balance”
Honestly, in a perfect world this would work for me like a charm. My idea of Eutopia is imagining that I can eat everything and anything I like and not gain weight. The problem is that given the choice, I’d rather eat crap and junk food. I can’t manage a diet where I’m allowed doughnuts as long as I exhibit self-control. I have no self-control. I got to where I was by being able to eat whatever I want, my only downfall was that I didn’t get the memo on the balance part.
- “Banting is…. Dangerous”
Oh if I had a buck for every time I’ve heard this…. There would be many many pairs of Jimmy Choos in my possession that I could stroke and call “my precioussss”. The “dangerous” statement is normally followed by dire warnings about high cholesterol from all the fat you’re eating, not to mention your kidneys that are destined to fail in the not too distant future because banting is a high protein diet. (Screaming “it’s a MEDIUM protein lifestyle” falls on deaf ears by the way). Isn’t it weird how if you were standing in line at McDonalds or KFC those very people who are so worried about your health would never warn you of the dangers of fast food? But eat fresh veggies, meat, nuts, full cream milk, butter and olive oil and suddenly they treat you like you have a terminal illness and with mere weeks to live. This is one of those unexplainable mysteries of life like “how does Teflon stick to the pan?” The wonderful thing is that we banters are healthier, thinner and have more energy than ever. Yes, life is good and I will continue living dangerously and on the edge thank you very much.
- “I tried it… Banting doesn’t work
This normally comes from the pseudo-banters. Like most things in life, they jumped into this new “diet” without doing much research. So despite the fact that they know nothing about banting, they had to try it because some hot guy at the gym mentioned it. My personal favourite is “I’m sort of banting. Not completely, of course, because I can’t give up my occasional slice of bread or the coffee mornings with the girls.” Uhmmmm you’re either banting or you’re not. I know that this is heart-wrenching news, but that’s just the way it works. Follow the rules, avoid the sugars, carbs and junk and you will be surprised at how well it works. Hey, think about it – thousands and thousands of people cannot be wrong. If you are following all the rules and you are still not losing the weight, then seriously consider portion control. What have you got to lose? Oh yeah… weight.
- Deal with the negative
Ok, let’s get real here. I am really over people giving me a hard time because of my lifestyle choices. I make a point to never say anything to anyone about their diet unless they specifically ask for my opinion. To have people rashly judge me or even worse, make fun of me, for a choice that I’ve put so much thought and effort into, and that I’ve had so much success with, is overwhelming and frustrating. I have become pretty thick skinned. My stock standard answer is “I am no worse off than I would have been had I stayed eating the way I was. My life expectancy wasn’t that great anyway with my fatty liver disease. I’m doing this for my pallbearers, they’ll be happy carrying a lighter coffin.”
Happy Banting all.