Lemons? Bacon!

(Tessy M.) #1

Today I failed both myself and my husband. I got distracted with the the unseasonably warm weather we’re having here in Wisconsin and was distracted out in the yard. Alas, I failed to remove the bacon from the oven on time.
So when life gives you the crispy bacon, you make bacon bits!
Lemonade will kick me outta keto anyway. :slight_smile:

IMG_5200.PNG741×934 908 KB

#2

Evidently I’m not the only one that will deleteriously eat a burnt piece of bacon. Come one, come all little pig pieces.

I don’t discriminate.

(Tessy M.) #3

I’ve got plenty of lbs to lose. Suffice it to say my stomach turns for very little. But I certainly can’t stomach the idea of discarding any bacon!

(Patty W) #4

It’s alright. You were clearly under duress from the whole Kerry Gold butter debacle :grinning:
Stay strong & enjoy your bacon bits!

(David K) #5

That Bacon looks fine to me.

(Stickin' with mammoth) #6

Unless it’s flu-snot-green or charred into carbon dust, bacon is edible.

(Tessy M.) #7

Oh, I’m not saying it isn’t edible. No, no, no. But it didn’t end up being those beautiful strips of bacon I can pull from a baggie and much on. It was dry and crumbly - bacon bits!

(Stickin' with mammoth) #8

Also, don’t retrieve from dog’s mouth and eat. Concede. Remember: A dog’s tongue is his Charmin.

(David K) #9

And is still cleaner than our mouths.

(Stickin' with mammoth) #10

And yet, somehow, I’m not encouraged.

(Tessy M.) #11

Now that’s my kind of dog!

(Stickin' with mammoth) #12

My kind of dog.

Moosh2 10-18-16web.jpg720×540 535 KB

(Tessy M.) #13

IMG_5166.JPG2048×1462 697 KB

(Stickin' with mammoth) #14

Ha, ha! Touche!

(Tessy M.) #15

Haha! The cat is Siamese/Himalayan. I shave her to look like a lion :grin:

(Stickin' with mammoth) #16

Luuurve Himalayans. I like my pets like I like my men: big and squeezable!

(Tessy M.) #17

When I adopted this cat she was almost 40 lbs! Her belly dragged on the floor and she could barely walk.