Ketosis is saving my life

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(Anna P) #1

Hello to anyone who happens to pop in for a spell! So, I’ve been a big girl my entire life. And when I say my entire life, I mean like I’ve loved potato chips and ice cream prior to exciting the womb. I’ve tried everything. Not eating anything, running, smoothies for every meal, curves, etc. While I did receive minimal results from just about all of them. I could not stick to the diet portion of any of them. I can’t force myself to drink shakes that taste like vomit every meal and you can only eat so much lettuce until you turn to the dark side (7 slices of pizza, a bag of Doritos and at least a two liter of soda.) Okay that’s a bit exaggerative, but you get the point. I loved food and it loved to stay close to me. And by close I mean stomach, thunder thighs, booty from mars all those annoying places. I was always in pain for some stupid reason or another that I could never explain, I got winded putting on pants (freaking ridonculous, right,) I was always ready for bed, and for the love of all things Harry Potter–I was always STARVING! When I grew out of my leggings, I was like this has got to be this end and for real this time. Luckily, around that time, I started seeing people post about Keto. I was like might as well add this one to the “tried it and failed it list.” But to my surprise, I freaking love this new lifestyle. At just a month in, I have significantly less mystery pains, the thighs and the booty still mean business, but there is progress! I can now put on my pants with the same amount of oxygen as a normal human and I’ve shrunk back into those leggings! I’ve been able to eat things that I love, just in different variations. I for sure never thought that I would let myself be in the same room as a cauliflower crust pizza, let alone love it! I now eat less and am full longer, it the most amazing concept! I have more energy, and I all in all just wake up ready to conquer the day! Did I mention that I’m also down 17 pounds and that my face no longer looks like a balloon with a hair?! Those are just added benefits to feeling like I’m finally on track to getting a hold on the health aspect of my life! (All other aspects are to be determined.) Thank you for listening to me ramble! Keto on!


(Bobby Smock) #2

Yay!! I have been away from the forum for a while, and I’m starting keto again tomorrow, and your post really made my day! I just turned 30 and really need to get my life together. You’re doing amazing, keto on!!


(Anna P) #3

I’m so glad that I could give you some motivation! Life is hard, dude! But living shouldn’t be! 30 is the new 20, so party on and take the life that you deserve!


(Heather~KWOL for life!) #4

Thank you for sharing your story! Very inspiring!! I am in the middle of week 4, my ex/future husband and I are doing this together. He has lost some weight, but we both have noticed that each other is smaller… slimmer in the face, slimmer neck, slimmer on the sides, etc. I have not had a huge weight loss, only 4 lbs, but I am not concerned because my health overall, physical and emotional, feels better than it has in a very long time. I am happy that I am healing from the inside out and I just absolutely know this is the way I am going to live the rest of my life. But… I digress… So happy for you and your success!! KCKO :sunglasses:


(LeeAnn Brooks) #5

Great story. Keep up the good work.


#6

@raynebow, loved reading your testimony. It’s exciting to see how excited you are eating keto.

But you humor was the BEST! Really made my day!

I look forward to reading more about your progress and your contributions to this forum, seasoned with that wonderful sense of humor! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:


(Running from stupidity) #7

This sounds like a deep personal flaw, really. What normal human doesn’t like this?


(Katie the Quiche Scoffing Stick Ninja ) #8

Haha, you made me laugh quite a bit, it’s nice to be able to take the piss out of ourselves.

Congratulations, Keto really is life changing :slight_smile:


(Running from stupidity) #9

Especially when it turns the piss-sticks purple! #winningatlyf


(Katie the Quiche Scoffing Stick Ninja ) #10

you’re on a roll :crazy_face::rofl:


(Jennie Greene) #11

Sounds like my life story:) thanks for sharing and making me smile.


(Nathan Toben) #12

Bad band name: Keto & The Purple Piss Sticks


(Running from stupidity) #13

:metal::metal::metal:


(Amy Ramadan) #14

So happy for you, sounds like you are off to a great start!!! I wish you much continued success!! I have had similar results, down 21 lbs so far. And while I am happy with the number on the scale, I am frustrated because I cannot see the difference in myself!! Trying to stay motivated and really hope I start to see a difference soon!! Thanks for sharing!!


(Ken) #15

Excellent! If you haven’t already done it, take a full set of pictures. You’ll really want to have them for the future. I really only have one, from when I was huge, but I really wish I had a full set of myself in a Speedo so I could show people my massive, previous corpulence.


(Anna P) #16

Thank you for reading it! I very much appreciate your comment, thank you :slight_smile: I think that non scale victories win every time! But 4 pounds is still AMAZING! I’m so happy to hear that you’re feeling better! :smiley:


(Anna P) #17

Thank you so much! :smiley:


(Anna P) #18

@dlc96_darren thank you so much! Dude, I’m way excited about Keto! :smiley: I’m so happy that my goofy ass could make your day! :smiley: I absolutely look forward to keeping whoever will listen updated!


(Anna P) #19

Right? Obviously it’s me that is the issue! I will have to work on my body adaptation to bile disguised as a healthy phenomenon! :slight_smile:


(Anna P) #20

Why thank you!:woman_cartwheeling::woman_cartwheeling: