Keto makes your pants fall off!

(Alec) #1

I no longer bother with unbuttoning my trousers (pants for you US folks!), they just fall off. I keep getting told to buy some new clothes, but I love the feeling each time I undo my belt (which now has 3 more DIY holes in it!) my trousers just fall off. It’s very handy! :rofl::rofl:

(Georgia) #2

I hear you! That’s my test to try a size smaller. Isn’t it a great feeling? :grin:

(LeeAnn Brooks) #3

Us ladies have the hips, so they don’t just fall off, but when you can pull them off without having to undo the button, yeah… it’s the same feeling.

(Ron) #4

I no longer unbutton my paint either…like I used to after a big meal!:rofl:

(Empress of the Unexpected) #5

Gawd I wish I had hips. Never had hips, never had a butt, and now those
“never” parts are where the weight loss is occurring… :rofl::rofl::rofl: But, love handles are fading.

(Karen) #6

Yep, keto makes your pants fall off!

K

(Empress of the Unexpected) #7

I’m debating getting the next size down even if they are too tight at first. Maybe switching to boot cut. I wear straight leg or skinny and my calves are shrinking so I get this horrid ripply effect with the fabric. Someone else on the forums used a smaller but tighter pair as motivation. Will probably just go to a thrift shop.

#8

Its handy for other things too :wink::rofl:

(Linda) #9

You weren’t a very accomplished fat person if you didn’t own a special pair of “Eatin’ Pants.” :smile:

(Ron) #10

Oh believe me, I had plenty of elastic waist pants for feeding time but they just weren’t appropriate at special events. I could however unbutton the dress pant top button and loosen the belt by a hole and relieve the pressure without being noticed (took some practice to learn). Would that qualify me accomplished?:grinning:

(Karen) #11

Those larger pants… I call’em, buffet pants. :joy:

#12

I found it great when I started doing the same after my first month. Felt weird just pulling them down, but actually kept doing it! :slight_smile: … I did go out and pick up one new pair of carpenter jeans, sized down. But do have some others I’m still fitting ok in. But starting to get the worry of them falling off if I don’t watch out. Or if I put something of weight in the pockets. … (I don’t wear belts, but may have to look into getting one)

(Linda) #13

Sing this to the tune of Take it to the Limit. I’ve done a song parody for everything!

All alone at the end of the evening
With my Bon Bons & Twinkies, and pies
I was thinking ‘bout hitting McDonalds
For a Big Mac and fries
You know I’ve always been an eater
Spent my life chowing down
And I can’t drop a size Can’t seem to lose a pound
And the jeans I wear lately
Keep on splitting out and ripping out
And splitting out the thighs

Don’t put me on no diet
Cut me some prime
And take me to the buffet one more time!

(Karen) #14

Applause :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: encore!

K

#15

@misterbutters
Linda aka misterbutters you absolutely rock I do so relate to music and what you wrote was perfect. Yup I sang right out loud!

(Linda) #16

Here’s a link to the rest of my parodies. Some are a trifle morbid but my sense of humor has always been a tad twisted.
http://joker49.tripod.com/SONGS.HTM

(Jon Morgan) #17

While I was journeying towards my goal weight I would dread having to go through airport security, because without my belt the pants would drop to my ankles. I travel a lot, and even the most dour security police would often laugh at the spectacle of my having to hold my pants up with one hand while walking through the screening.

#18

I now have mine safety pinned so they dont fall off.:grin:

#19

Thanks a million so appreciate it! @misterbutters

#20

I want a T-shirt that says “Keto makes your pants fall off” :smiley: