Keto Haiku thread


(Sarah Bruhn) #1

By (semi) popular demand let me introduce drum roll
THE KETO HAIKU THREAD! cheers and applause

Remember a Haiku poem consists of 3 lines with 5 syllables first line, 7 syllables second line, and 5 syllables in the last line.
Please add your own creation!

Let me begin…

Lipids, Lard and Fat,
Eat until satiation,
I am satisfied.

Keto 101
(What The Fast?!) #2

Fat is bad, they say.
But sugar is a-okay.
I think I’ll risk it.

(Bacon is a many-splendoured thing) #3

Last week, many pounds,
this week, quite a bit lighter.
Keto is like that.


Keto is awesome
Wow, I lost a hundred pounds
Plus twenty or so

(Karen) #5

Big chocolate cake
Was not worth the fog and pain
Eggs, bacon again

(Doug) #6

Few carbohydrates
Opened a new door for me
Freedom from myself


nom nom nom bacon
nom nom nom bacon and eggs
and nom friggin’ STEAK
:bacon: :fried_egg: :cut_of_meat:

(Empress of the Unexpected) #8

Here’s a good salad
Avocado, eggs, spinach
Make my own dressing

(Teresa (turtle)) #9

Ribeye steaks I love
Carnivore fits like a glove
How did I not know?

(Ken) #10

I ate myself lean
Now I can eat a few carbs
It’s not a big deal


Was losing my mind,
Now no more mental decline
Since I eat keto!


I was fat before,
I ate butter and bacon
Food is my savior!


Starving myself sucks
Eating fat is much better
Bye bye belly bloat!

(Ken) #14

I was once obese
My feet became nearly flat
Now my shoes don’t fit.

My shirts were like tents
My pants were like big balloons
I was so ashamed

Food gurus were wrong
They were making big money
Lying to people

(Sarah Bruhn) #15

love it

(Sarah Bruhn) #16

a recipe in haiku… i’m in awe

(Fabian ) #17

I asked chatGPT (AI) and that’s what it produced…

Low carbs, high fat,
Weight loss, improved health,
Simple, yet tough.