Yesterday, we got a new lady started in my department. She’s from AARP, who places retired people in jobs. We rely on these folks to help us at our front desk. You’d be amazed that the sheer experience these folks have! We consider them a blessing. Anyway…
I was out doing my lunch-time walk and some of our peeps had already sat down to eat their lunch, including this new lady. When I came in after my walk, they immediately started telling me she was eating keto too and if I didn’t mind, would I tell them how much weight I had lost so far? So I’m like ‘sure, 30 lbs’ . Then I look at what she is eating. A plate with a sweet potato, fruit, and she’s munching on a cheese string stick. This puzzled me. Big time. I’m thinking maybe this is a branch of Keto I don’t know about (not really, but I’m trying to give her the benefit of the doubt). Meanwhile I pull out my dish of ribeye steak, shrimp, and asparagus, all on a bed of cauliflower, topped off with homemade alfredo sauce. Like, the most delicious meal in the universe. So we get to talking, and I find out she had heard about the diet to lose weight and a friend of hers gave her this Keto 2-week diet plan. wtf??? I told her that if she went off keto she’d gain the weight back. And she said ‘even if I ate healthy?’ At this point you can almost knock me over with a feather. I’m wracking my brain trying to figure out how she doesn’t know a damned thing about keto yet claims to be eating keto. But she isn’t clearly after looking at the plate she has in front of her. She was saying things about low fat eating and I said noooo, you need to go higher fat. She said that will clog your arteries. I’m dying over here.
Long story short, she’s going to bring in her diet plan on Monday so I can look at it. I just want to see if it has a title, and what the heck is on it. In the meantime, I told her to go to Dr. Ken Berry’s facebook page since he’s been killing it with informational videos and he has tons of great links in a pinned post at the top of his page.
This will definitely be updated, but I had to say something here. I’m still reeling.