Judge orders man not to drink Pepsi for four years

(Stickin' with mammoth) #1

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There’s something poetic about this.

In other news: I think this can work. How can we get sugar deprivation added to the legal books?

(squirrel-kissing paper tamer) #2

He’ll figure out how to like Coke and live happily ever after.

(Stickin' with mammoth) #3

Sadly, that was my first thought as well.