Are you trying to traumatize us all for life?? I’m still recovering from the utube of the chick swallowing an entire stick of butter…
That reminds me of the one where an old couple is sitting on the porch swing, and the wife says, “We’ve never talked about it, If you go before I do, would you rather be buried or cremated?”
He thinks for a minute then replies, “I don’t know. Surprise me.”
A man and his wife are both avid golfers. She asks him, if she dies first, and he re-married, would he give her clubs to his new wife. He replies no, she’s left handed.
Now you have me wondering…
I’m sorry, we’re all out of steak.
Now that’s the proper chicken and egg question!
Pretty sure I have a man crush on Nick Offerman