If you don’t have anything ig-nert to say
grinch734
#61
Regina
(Empress of the Unexpected)
#64
Are you trying to traumatize us all for life?? 
I’m still recovering from the utube of the chick swallowing an entire stick of butter…
OldDoug
(Doug)
#66
misterbutters
(Linda)
#71
That reminds me of the one where an old couple is sitting on the porch swing, and the wife says, “We’ve never talked about it, If you go before I do, would you rather be buried or cremated?”
He thinks for a minute then replies, “I don’t know. Surprise me.”
Farback
(Kirk)
#72
A man and his wife are both avid golfers. She asks him, if she dies first, and he re-married, would he give her clubs to his new wife. He replies no, she’s left handed.
