I saw a guy at the grocery store, and he had a newt on his shoulder.
My grandson is with me who is extremely interested. He asks the guy "What’s his name?”
Guy says, “Tiny.”
So I ask: “Why’d you name him Tiny?”
Guy says: “Well he’s my newt.”
I saw a guy at the grocery store
PaulL
(Bacon is a many-splendoured thing)
#3
Q. What do you call a black dog with no arms or legs?
A. Spot.
A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, you’ll have to leave; we don’t serve string here.” So the string walks out of the bar.
A while later, the piece of string returns, tied in a bowline and with ends all in disarray. The bartender says, “I told you, we don’t serve string here. You have to leave.”
To which the string replies, “I’m a frayed knot.”
(rim-shot)
