I saw a guy at the grocery store


#1

I saw a guy at the grocery store, and he had a newt on his shoulder.

My grandson is with me who is extremely interested. He asks the guy "What’s his name?”

Guy says, “Tiny.”

So I ask: “Why’d you name him Tiny?”

Guy says: “Well he’s my newt.”


#2

:frowning_face:

:sweat_smile:


(May the blessing of bacon be always with you) #3

Q. What do you call a black dog with no arms or legs?

A. Spot.

A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, you’ll have to leave; we don’t serve string here.” So the string walks out of the bar.

A while later, the piece of string returns, tied in a bowline and with ends all in disarray. The bartender says, “I told you, we don’t serve string here. You have to leave.”

To which the string replies, “I’m a frayed knot.”

(rim-shot)


#4

:sob:

:exploding_head:

:weary:

:rofl::rofl:


#5

Never done called one of them nuffink xD


(May the blessing of bacon be always with you) #6

Ta very much for pointing that out. I fixed the post.


(Robin) #7

Whoa… took me waaaay too long to get that!