Humor :-)

[RightNOW]

And just a little dark

Last ones for today:

[collaroygal]

[Meerkatsandy]

These were awesome, I loved that pyramid cat thanks for making my morning keep ‘em coming

[runswithdogs]

[CFLBob]

OK, it’s old … but I still like it.

[OldDoug]

[CFLBob]

Two pounds a day!!??!!

I’d be tickled to death to lose 2 pounds/week.

Oh, wait. Are they talking about losing water weight, gaining it back when you refill glycogen stores and then losing the same weight again?

[OldDoug]

I don’t know, Bob, but it sure sounds good!

[ZuleikaD]

Plus who the f* is hungry on keto? If you’re hungry on keto, you’re doing it wrong.

[PetaMarie]

ANYTHING to dial down my persistent keto induced crankiness!

[SecondBreakfast]

So, our puppy Rufus, decided to go Keto. I found out yesterday morning as I was getting ready for work. Had my hair up in hot rollers. Toothbrush in my mouth, dressed - but no shoes on…l happened to glance out the bathroom window as I was brushing my teeth, and saw Rufus prancing around the yard with a chicken in her mouth.
The poor bird was trying to flap her wings, but Rufus had one of them in between her teeth. I ran outside - looking like a crazed Peg Bundy- with no shoes - chasing the damn dog. She finally dropped the chicken, and the poor thing staggered away as fast as she could. I finally got the dog, and put her the garage. Seemed like it took forever.
And yes, I was late to work. Helluva a lot of fun explaining that to my boss. She must have told my co-workers about it after I left work. Two of them came into work today, pointed at me and busted out laughing. One said, “So…heard Rufus went Keto. BWHAHAHA!!!”

[Momof5]

Is the chicken okay? What will you do now to keep Rufus away from the chickens?

[David_Stilley]

@OldDoug All right, I’m pissed that I wasted the last year loosing 60 lbs. when I could have been done in a month…. And I could have enjoyed having two cheat days per week to boot! We’re all doing KETO wrong. Well most of us anyway, plenty of two day a week cheat mealers here.

[Momof5]

[Meerkatsandy]

I will find you and give you keto flu:joy:
What an awesome threat/come back - I hope you get keto flu!!

[David_Stilley]

I hope you get keto flu!!

I’ll have to post this next time somebody 8 days in asks about how soon they can have a cheat day…

[Momof5]

Hehehe, that will be hilarious =).

[Meerkatsandy]

I used it on my husband already I asked him what he’d like for dinner, he said wiener schnitzel, I told him I’m hoping he gets keto flu

[DoggieMom]

@daddyoh, glad you enjoyed them.

[DoggieMom]