Humor :-)


(Alex) #1014

gloss me up, baby!!


(Stickin' with mammoth) #1015

I will never listen to this song the same way again. Alex, you’ve ruined me.


(Little Miss Scare-All) #1016


(Stickin' with mammoth) #1017

I hear it works on obesity, depression, and poverty, too. Forgot to try that.


(Stickin' with mammoth) #1018

I’ve never been more suspicious of a beverage in my life.


(Little Miss Scare-All) #1019

Fact.


(less is more, more or less) #1020

Which begs the question; “How would you know?” What does water from someone’s mouth who’s experiencing keto breath taste like?

I’ll pass and read up the details from others.


(Little Miss Scare-All) #1021

I plead the 5th :zipper_mouth_face:


(Doug) #1022

Somewhat related - I’ve wondered about such things - while we associate “the same tastes” with many substances, we only have indirect perceptions of what another person is feeling. A group of people, all eating salt, will say, “Salty.” Yet what does that actually feel like to them, other than in reference? Perhaps we need a Vulcan mind-meld or the like to directly experience it.


(less is more, more or less) #1023

You must have been a fly on the wall at dinner last night.

Wife; “You don’t need any salt on what I’ve cooked.”

<me, silently continues to pour salt, looks away>

“You know, I’ve flavored it to taste already. <leans in> Put down the salt shaker.”


(Little Miss Scare-All) #1024

@OldDoug everybody’s tongue is so different. My husband salts things like a blizzard of sodium. I’ll watch him sometimes like sheesh… and he’s not even Keto so he has no excuse other than being salty, which he is in multiple meanings.

@Screenack the law hath been laid!! lmao


(Stickin' with mammoth) #1025

Um…trying not to visualize that RCT.

This one’s for you, @Screenack

Starting a fight with the wife

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(Lauren) #1026


(Stickin' with mammoth) #1027

The ultimate twerk


(Stickin' with mammoth) #1028

Remember when Vines were actually good?


(Christy) #1029

My husband & I have this discussion daily. Tonight, I think, I will serve him a plate of salt just for shits & giggles :grin: … with a :salt:


(Lauren) #1030


(Stickin' with mammoth) #1031

Classic. Please video.


(Stickin' with mammoth) #1032

Llamaha


(KCKO, KCFO) #1033