Humor :-)


(Alex) #1014

gloss me up, baby!!


(Ketopia Court Jester) #1015

I will never listen to this song the same way again. Alex, you’ve ruined me.


(I'll trade you my bacon for your cheese) #1016


(Ketopia Court Jester) #1017

I hear it works on obesity, depression, and poverty, too. Forgot to try that.


(Ketopia Court Jester) #1018

I’ve never been more suspicious of a beverage in my life.


(I'll trade you my bacon for your cheese) #1019

Fact.


(⚕ lowcarb.skrinak.com ⚕) #1020

Which begs the question; “How would you know?” What does water from someone’s mouth who’s experiencing keto breath taste like?

I’ll pass and read up the details from others.


(I'll trade you my bacon for your cheese) #1021

I plead the 5th :zipper_mouth_face:


(Doug) #1022

Somewhat related - I’ve wondered about such things - while we associate “the same tastes” with many substances, we only have indirect perceptions of what another person is feeling. A group of people, all eating salt, will say, “Salty.” Yet what does that actually feel like to them, other than in reference? Perhaps we need a Vulcan mind-meld or the like to directly experience it.


(⚕ lowcarb.skrinak.com ⚕) #1023

You must have been a fly on the wall at dinner last night.

Wife; “You don’t need any salt on what I’ve cooked.”

<me, silently continues to pour salt, looks away>

“You know, I’ve flavored it to taste already. <leans in> Put down the salt shaker.”


(I'll trade you my bacon for your cheese) #1024

@OldDoug everybody’s tongue is so different. My husband salts things like a blizzard of sodium. I’ll watch him sometimes like sheesh… and he’s not even Keto so he has no excuse other than being salty, which he is in multiple meanings.

@Screenack the law hath been laid!! lmao


(Ketopia Court Jester) #1025

Um…trying not to visualize that RCT.

This one’s for you, @Screenack

Starting a fight with the wife

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(Lauren) #1026


(Ketopia Court Jester) #1027

The ultimate twerk


(Ketopia Court Jester) #1028

Remember when Vines were actually good?


(Christy) #1029

My husband & I have this discussion daily. Tonight, I think, I will serve him a plate of salt just for shits & giggles :grin: … with a :salt:


(Lauren) #1030


(Ketopia Court Jester) #1031

Classic. Please video.


(Ketopia Court Jester) #1032

Llamaha


(KCKO, KCFO) #1033