Move your birthday to February, and then you can be the bacon bandit! Much more alliterative. 
Humor :-)
PaulL
(You've tried everything else; why not try bacon?)
#401
DoggieMom
(Virginia )
#402
I don’t like mine, Avocado Soldier… I don’t even like Avocados. I’ll switch with you…lol
PaulL
(You've tried everything else; why not try bacon?)
#406
I regret that I have but one like to give . . .
That is [spoiler]fucking[/spoiler] hilarious!
