Goth Chicken


(Stickin' with mammoth) #1

There is a totally black chicken squawking around out there. I mean beak, wings, meat, organs, toenails–everything jet black. Okay, the the eggs are normal, but still.

I have a special affinity for da chickies, growing up with them and everything, but this is over the top. I was even born in the Year of the Rooster but I don’t remember it ever being this dark of a time. That came later, in junior high.

Anybody ever cook with one of these bad boys? What would you pair with those puffed paws? You could purchase some chicks for your farm (if you’re not in the States, because USDA import ban) but they’re hot right now, your credit card will need CPR. Anybody see them in a market anywhere?

Ayam Cemani chicken






(Tom) #2


(Stickin' with mammoth) #3

Too bad they can’t use garlic. Get it? Get it?


(Tom) #4

Ha! No 40 Clove Chicken for them!


(Amber) #5

Ha my inner goth girl was like “yeah I’m gonna need one of those for a pet”


(Stickin' with mammoth) #6

A rooster named Drac sounds about right.


(Georgia) #7

The only time I’ve seen a black chicken is when the contestants on Top Chef did a challenge for _Snow White and the Huntsman. _I remember the chef who used it had some sort of beet sauce and the judges said the plate looked like a massacre! __


#8

What’s the opposite of albinism?


(Stickin' with mammoth) #9

Melanoidism.


(Patrick B.) #10

Anti-albinism :grin:


(Candace) #11

He’s beautiful