Embarrassing NSV

#1

I was taking the recyclables out, and while walking, my pants fell off. Recycle items…papers, plastic bottles, cardboard… scatter as I try to restore my dignity by releasing the bin to grab my pants to pull them back up (while hoping the neighbours did not see anything!). With one hand holding my pants up, and the other picking up the scattered material, I finally managed to complete the task.

#2

:joy:

(Danielle) #3

@Erika See it’s not just you that this happens to.

(G. Andrew Duthie) #4

It’s like I keep saying…butter makes your pants fall off.

Sorry for your embarrassment, but as these things go, it’s a nice problem to have. :slight_smile:

(Larry Lustig) #5

Pictures, or it didn’t happen!

(Guardian of the bacon) #6

This is why I have to wear suspenders. I have no hips. I can’t hardly cinch a belt tight enough to hold up my britches.

#7

@larry, well fingers crossed the neighbours didn’t think of taking pictures!

#8

I had a pretty steep weight loss last week when I fasted (never lost that much ever) and this issue sneaked up on me. I think I need to do a serious cull in my wardrobe.

(Guardian of the bacon) #9

I’m still pretty much wearing the same clothes I was 90 lbs ago. I’m sure they look horrid. I did get a couple smaller shirts and a pair of slacks for Christmas in case I go out in public.

(Guardian of the bacon) #10

AFV (America’s Funniest Videos) pays pretty good…and then their is going viral on YouTube.

#11

Oh shit…I didn’t think of youtube. Crap!

(Guardian of the bacon) #12

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(David) #13

Braces in the UK. Suspenders are something ENTIRELY different.

I wonder if there’s a Discourse add-in to translate from US English and Australian English to proper English and vice-versa.

#14

Welcome to the club, I should start printing T-shirts! LOL

(G. Andrew Duthie) #15

As are pants, for that matter, as my UK friends have told me. :slight_smile:

I suppose that means that, when speaking to a UK audience, I should say that butter makes my trousers fall off. Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, tho.

(David Russell) #16

I needed a good laugh…thank you. I can almost picture it.

Good for you though. Keep up the good work. :slight_smile:

(David) #17

Pants works pretty well there too.

(Blyss (Old @Charmaine)) #18

The struggle is so real! If it weren’t for a mirror at Walmart this past summer, I wouldn’t have know my pink pannies were all exposed and my shorts weren’t holding up properly.

#Keto life LMBO

(Arlene) #19

Oh darn!

(Kim Flora Maydwell) #20

:joy::grimacing:this is great! My husband’s pants try to fall off every time he goes up the stairs!