Warning, the following may cause brain damage, but when does that stop me!! Do not say I did not warn you!
Okay, I know you keto /cave man cooks MUST know the answer to this ABSOLUTELY PRESSING question. If not, I will be DEEPLY ashamed.
Q. If you boil a funnybone, what do you get?
A. You get a laughingstock
What?!?!? It is a “Dad Joke”. It is not “suppose” to be funny!
-T
I think you’ve just been accused of dad joke plagiarism! Turn in your crew socks and sandals immediately. 
On first read, I was visualizing you as Hannibal Lecter…with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Ffffffft!
Huh? What???
Well, in my case, I was arrested for stealing cooking utensils…
But it was worth the whisk.
What???
Speaking of cooking dads, I heard about some cannibals who captured a couple of missionaries for the stew pot, but were dissatisfied by the results. So they went over to the next village, to consult with a more experienced cook. The guy from the other village thought for a bit, then asked, “What colour robes were those missionaries wearing?”
'Brown. Why do you ask?"
“There’s your problem—those guys were friars!”
I love it.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
One says to the other, “I think we got this joke wrong.”
Can I have my crew socks and sandals back now?
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar, and the bartender says to the rabbit, “Why are you here?" The rabbit responded “I am her because of the spell checker.”
Did you know the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were actually cooked in Greece
What ???
Okay, you cooks HAVE to know this questions. If not, I just don’t know how …
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing.
Now can I have my crew socks and sandals back now?
Oh good! My reason for living has been restored!!
What??? Okay, okay, Bacon is a good reason too.
Nice try!
