Cooking Dad Joke


(Todd Chester) #1

Warning, the following may cause brain damage, but when does that stop me!! Do not say I did not warn you!

Okay, I know you keto /cave man cooks MUST know the answer to this ABSOLUTELY PRESSING question. If not, I will be DEEPLY ashamed.

Q. If you boil a funnybone, what do you get?

A. You get a laughingstock

What?!?!? It is a “Dad Joke”. It is not “suppose” to be funny!

:slight_smile:
-T


#2

:flushed:   Nice try!

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(Todd Chester) #3

Thank is even WORSE than mine! I love it!


(Robin) #4

I think you’ve just been accused of dad joke plagiarism! Turn in your crew socks and sandals immediately. :smirk:


(Todd Chester) #5

All Dad Jokes are plagiarized!
https://www.dadjokes.org


(Robin) #6

Exactly.


(Joey) #7

In fairness though, most cooking dads are a joke. :roll_eyes:


(Sticking with mammoth) #8

On first read, I was visualizing you as Hannibal Lecter…with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Ffffffft!


(Todd Chester) #9

Huh? What???

Well, in my case, I was arrested for stealing cooking utensils…

But it was worth the whisk.

What???


(Robert) #10

That’s too high of a standard for a Dad joke! :smile:


(Bacon is better) #11

Speaking of cooking dads, I heard about some cannibals who captured a couple of missionaries for the stew pot, but were dissatisfied by the results. So they went over to the next village, to consult with a more experienced cook. The guy from the other village thought for a bit, then asked, “What colour robes were those missionaries wearing?”

'Brown. Why do you ask?"

“There’s your problem—those guys were friars!”


(Todd Chester) #12

I love it.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”

Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
One says to the other, “I think we got this joke wrong.”

Can I have my crew socks and sandals back now?


(Bacon is better) #13

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”


(Todd Chester) #14

A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar, and the bartender says to the rabbit, “Why are you here?" The rabbit responded “I am her because of the spell checker.”

Did you know the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were actually cooked in Greece

What ???


(Todd Chester) #15

Okay, you cooks HAVE to know this questions. If not, I just don’t know how …

Q. Why did the tomato blush?

A. Because it saw the salad dressing.

Now can I have my crew socks and sandals back now?


(Robin) #16

Ok. Wear them with pride, sir!


(Todd Chester) #17

Oh good! My reason for living has been restored!!

What??? Okay, okay, Bacon is a good reason too.

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