“I don’t sweat, I render”
Clever Keto Phrases
“Give me bacon, or give me death” is my favorite.
How about “KCKO” on the front, and the crown with “Keep Calm / and / Keto On” on the back? (If it’s not a trademark violation, that is.)
There’s also, “Come to the dark side: we have bacon,” but it doesn’t quite work for me. Nor does "Come to the keto side: . . . " though one or the other may work for other people.
“Low [carbohydrate drawing], high [fat drawing]” would be nice. It’s sciencey, and it might be cryptic enough to stimulate inquiries.
You, sir, have a nasty mind. I like the way you think!
Lol @Vega I’m in the same boat (guess my close friends & family would understand but strangers on the street would be like whaaaaat?) We could order shirts in our target sizes and then be the billboards for keto
I want a t-shirt that says “Warning: this person is in Ketosis!”
…that I can wear while working out or walking for exercise… hopefully as bait to get someone to ask me about it…
I want one that says “Fat is my Friend”, especially made to wear when I drop all the weight!
“BUTTER me up, I like it - I’m Keto that way!”
hahahaha (inspired by another one up the thread)
how about
“You’re Margerine,
I’m Butter.
I may not spread easy…
But I’m worth it!..”
hehehe have me laughing at myself like a fool! LOVE so many ideas up there!
I have a shirt that says ‘Peace, Love & Bacon’ with a picture of a pig in the middle
Another favorite: ‘Don’t Blame Butter for What the Bread Did’
Probably, late to the party but I have found World of Ketones t-shirts to be funny and inspirational.