Normally, I just have my dogs lick the plates and silverware and we’re good with a normal cleaning, but for the next four months I’m in a crappy apartment with no dogs.
How in the name of all that is greasy am I supposed to clean anything? I keep trying to wash the dishes (also, no dishwasher), but it’s near impossible to remove all of the grease.
This needs to go on the “Fifty Ways to Heal Your Liver” thread. 
Actually, it’s not called that. I can’t remember what it’s called.
Reminds me of an old joke. A guy gets his meal in a restaurant, and then complains that his dishes are dirty. The waitress says “They are as clean as soap and water can get them.” She puts a plate down on the floor and calls, “Here Soap! Here Water!”
