Carnivore Confession: I Have a Small Strawberry Patch


(Niko Neko) #1

Living on the coast means sharing space with a lot of local wildlife—including Roosevelt elk, which are essentially giant, majestic goats that will eat absolutely everything in sight. To keep my plants safe, I took a small plot in our fenced community garden this year.

It’s just a tiny raised bed with a few strawberry plants, so the harvest will be small, but it has been a fantastic project. While I’ve shared most of the first few ripe berries, I saved this particular one for myself. It was gorgeous, red all the way through, and tasted like pure sunshine.

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Looking ahead to late summer, I’m hoping to make my annual trek out to the old cranberry bogs to pick wild blueberries. The property was a commercial blueberry farm a century ago; today, the historic bushes still stand beautiful and produce a massive bumper crop every single year. The owner just leaves a little shed out there with a donation box. I’ve missed the peak harvest window the last two years, but this season I’m determined to get a few pints to freeze or dehydrate.

There is something incredibly peaceful—and slightly thrilling—about creeping around the bogs early in the morning as the coastal fog lifts, always wondering if I’m about to run into a black bear.

Between these strawberries and a few summer blueberries, that is about the extent of the plant foods I consume all year. Hopefully, keeping it to a few hyper-local, hand-foraged berries won’t get me officially kicked out of the carnivore club! :strawberry::bear:


#2

Wow! My strawberries are small especially the last ones but they are all gone at this point. (It’s raspberry season now. And sour cherry.) I have flavorful mini ones too (from May to November but they taste bad after the first frost), the big ones weigh probably 1-2 grams, the tiny ones 0.2g? But this is just an educated guess.
Your strawberry is very, very pretty! That’s a great thing about fruits, you can enjoy them with your eyes! Eating them is optional (well not for me, I do taste all of my fruits but my SO is the main fruit eater in this household, by far).

I consider wild berries one of the most acceptable extra items too. I probably ate 1-2 rosehips during some of my walks even when I did my strictest carnivore-ish… The ish is there due to my reluctance to do it 100% (and the main culprit is fruits). I go for extreme low non-animal plant carbs when I am strict. A tiny extra makes a big difference to me.

Meanwhile I can’t even find a wolf (there are a few in my country but not around here). Maybe a jackal or a fox but that’s a rare sight too. My country is very peaceful considering animals. I never need to worry about a snake or spider either, all are harmless or one must be stupid or insanely unlucky to get harmed by them (our vipers means their business in the forests). That’s great as I LOVE snakes and spiders. And zillion other animal groups.


(Niko Neko) #3

Oddly enough, I saw a Canadian timber wolf yesterday. I kinda need to explain a bit that I live in a really unusual region of the US renowned for eccentric, weird, drugs and punks (Outside of Portland on the coast, if you know, you know, haha). So there was a guy with a wolf on a leash, not a harness, not anything that would ever control it, but a normal dog leash held slack. I was in my car and not on my bike at least. I don’t even think it was ‘part wolf’ or a hybrid, I’m pretty sure that was a full blood authentic Canadian timber wolf. I used to live by an animal park and they had one that was really tame that I got to know, so I’m really familiar with them. It was a magnificent animal, but holy cow…did not belong being walked gingerly in a neighborhood.


(Denise) #4

Wow, I thought you lived in another country than I do at first :wink: I live in Oregon, love our coast, not living there at this time. It’s weird for me living inland now, so may move back eventually.

I loved your info on getting the blueberries, growing your own and how you manage to keep the critters out, HUGE goats!

I’m thinking I might manage some strawberries after reading your post, nice “read” early in the a.m. when I couldn’t sleep any longer than 4 a.m. :wink: Thank you much, Denise :nerd_face:
PS I heard about a tornado near Clackamas yesterday, that was a surprise, but the “warning” didn’t last long :slight_smile:


#5

Wow, a timber wolf on a leash! Meanwhile my most exciting animal seeing is sometimes just a shiny bug (or the Racka sheep in the neighbourhood)… My SO gets the better ones at dawn: mouflons, wild boars, deers… But nothing more exciting here (even though I do get exciting if I see these). I am sure I spotted a golden jackal once. I feel blessed if I see a slow worm and I find the name is about as rude as “edible frog”. These wonderful animals deserve better! (We call them “legless lizard” and “goat frog” :slight_smile: )