When I bite it … if it doesn’t squeal … it was over cooked.
just like my steak … it should still moo and give milk … i’ll bite off what I want and ride the rest home.
I am working toward (actually a VERY easy transition as I was 99% there already) a raw carnivore diet. I put just enough “color” on the outside of the meat that my wife doesn’t have to see I am eating raw meat 
You might be pleased to hear I had non crispy bacon yesterday, used it to wrap around slices of avocado; pretty darn tasty.
I like my bacon as fatty (i.e. limp) as possible, but I just had an idea. If you cook bacon really crispy, can it be eaten like chips or as a substitute for jerky? Like, if it’s crispy and dry, it’s not going to spoil if you throw it in a backpack for a daylong hike or something, right??
Could be a great snack idea…
Limp. You retain the texture, fat and juices. I don’t like when it’s so crispy it snaps! Much better with less cooking in my opinion (but doesn’t this go for most meat?)
Agree. Much prefer juicy. Limp puts us at a disadvantage with the, erm, negative connotation that comes with it 
Yes.
Here in the UK you can buy pre cooked chilled packs of crispy bacon.
I think it is intended to be crumbled on top of salads, but I think it is wasted that way.
I just eat it.
Lovely.
I just read a post on FB where a guy trying the bacon experiment couldn’t finish it because he didn’t like bacon.
My actual reply to him:
I’m just going to say what everyone is thinking.
There’s something wrong with you.
I told you people on FB be crazy.
I like thick cut bacon made crispy, I’d rather have it burnt than undercooked.
Ooh, I like your new word: flobboly
I’m gonna try to find uses for that word in my every day speech, it’s just awesome!
I hope you can tell I’m NOT being sarcastic. People can never tell with me.
There’s a pretty wide range where I like bacon - from really crispy to really limp and heavy and fatty. But it’s still cooked. (I’ve seen talk of eating raw bacon; well, not for me.)
Used to eat ribeyes medium-well. Now it’s either medium or medium-well. It’s still cooked.
Being left handed means “of course” I am one of the lucky ones that is in the right frame of mind (left side of brain controls right side of body , etc) so since crispy is far superior, you right handed people that like it otherwise need to work on mind frame set to join the group that is thinking right!
Nice try. I’m left handed too, and I still say crispy bacon dishonors the pig and it’s sacrifce. Although, my wife says I don’t use either side of my brain… whatever that means.
