too darn funny!
Fun but silly dog (in the original post).
“I look like the all important male sexual organ needed to keep the species extant.”
(Okay, it only resembles the one in certain species - I saw many in photos, I assure you, I like biology and animals and interesting things - but still. It’s clearly highly important for the species. And for the individuals too, apparently, even without a desire to reproduce.)
Sorry I have a habit to take fun things seriously I take them not seriously too at the same time, don’t worry.