Am I perfect?
It fits basically all of us I suppose. And it’s not just humour, it’s actually pretty healthy to be fine with not even TRYING to do things perfectly all the time. Being super perfectionists is actually some mental disease I suppose, doesn’t sound wholesome.
I am not perfect and never will be but i definitely strive to be a better person every day. I am very conscious of my thoughts and words… i can be a bit harsh and careless wth words and those words start with thoughts so i pray hard to think just kind thoughts and pray hard to keep my mouth shut. My mother always told me “If you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all”
Whereas Dorothy Parker said, “If you can’t say anything nice, come sit next to me!” 
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.