Had an amusing experience this morning. Feel like an idiot. Thought I’d share…
After climbing onto the bathroom scale I was surprised to see the lowest number I can recall at any time during the past four decades. Wow, I thought. Imagine that… just under 140 lbs. Go figure. And still eating keto like a pig.
Settling in with my morning coffee, I got curious as to my waist measurement. So I grabbed a 60+" sewing tape nearby to have a look.
Huh?!? Can’t be!
I gained over an inch?! Impossible. I’ve had the same waist measurement for two months now … I’m still doing regular core workouts… and my weight is lower than ever.
Measured again … sure enough… my waist gained a full 1.5"?!
Can’t be.
To be candid I never really cared much about my weight. But after 5 months on keto, I finally caved and bought several new pairs of pants that actually fit. My old ones were falling off my hips. And I’d just given those bigger ones away to charity. Jeans, casual pants, even a few suits.
And so now, my waist is growing again? Uh-oh.
Still… I don’t feel any plumper than I did yesterday.
Ok, so I’ll try one more time…
Grabbing the tape measure … Ah-haaa. Now I see…
I was measuring from the wrong end of the tape. That is, from the 60+" end down to the middle, instead of from the 0" end up!
Puzzle solved. Yeah, still the same 31" waist I was yesterday. And now I don’t have to go clothes shopping again anytime soon. Relief.
Not quite a non-scale victory. But then again, not quite a non-scale loss either.
Tied game.