A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Ketogenic Forum

(Stickin' with mammoth) #286

No makin’ bacon naked!

(Bunny) #287

On high heat! :rofl::joy::rofl::joy:

Hot spitting bacon nothing like it!

(Stickin' with mammoth) #288

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As a ketoer, I’m torn.

(Marianne) #289

“I’m never there when I’m needed.”

Sounds like my husband. :laughing:

Can someone tell me how to do the blockquote?

(Daisy) #290

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(Roxanne) #291

If you highlight the portion you want to quote, the word “quote” should pop up, and you click on that. AT least, that’s what I just did!

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(Marianne) #292

Thank you! I’ve been clicking first on the quotation mark and then highlighting, but obviously that doesn’t work. I will give it a shot.

(Bacon is a many-splendoured thing) #293

Kinky! :grin:

(Stickin' with mammoth) #294

I just learned waaay too much about you.

(Stickin' with mammoth) #295

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(Stickin' with mammoth) #296

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So, is that, like, on keto, carnivore, or what?

(The amazing autoimmune 🦄) #297

At first I read it like you can’t have more than 20 children, as in give birth to, and I was thinking it was a pretty high limit but why were they making a sign about it. :joy::rofl:

Then I reinterpreted it by your comment. :joy::rofl:

Finally with the dunce cap on I realized what it was really saying.

#298

Next time, try slices of dried meat in your coffee. The salt makes the coffee better, and the meat gets some coffee spicing too. A traditional recipe where I’m from. Somewhat dry goats cheese may also be used.

(Marianne) #299

Anybody remember Death Race 2000? I think kids were like 50 points. :laughing:

(Stickin' with mammoth) #300

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The first rule of keto is you don’t talk about keto.

(Marianne) #301

I don’t get it; please explain. Do you mean with other people?

(Stickin' with mammoth) #302

Yes, it’s from Fight Club.

(Marianne) #303

Ohhh, and I saw that movie! It’s coming back to me - vaguely.

(Candy Lind) #304

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Spied on the wall at Huddle House, Fairburn, GA. They still serve too much carbage, but at least they’ve got SOMETHING for me & hubby!

('Jackie P') #305

I went to the Drs, he said don’t eat anything fatty. I said …what…pies, chips, butter? He said NO. Just don’t eat anything, Fatty!"
Dr Fung?