… now I may not eat for 24 hours or so 
2 burgers (100% beef), homemade sort of guacamole type thing with a made up recipe as I have no idea what’s in guacamole, 2 slices smoked bacon, shredded extra strong cheddar cheese, pickles, olives, jalapeños, three smoked chicken wings, all topped with a generous helping of mayo (added after the photo).