Whats the craziest thing you've snuck into a Restaurant?

(Heather Meyer) #1

I wanted to know how crazy you’ve gotten in sticking to Keto. Prior to today, i was on Keto for a 3 year stint.
The 2 craziest things ive snuck in are:

  • Homemade Cauliflour Sushi in a sushi restraunt
    ( I snuck it into the plate out of my purse when
    no one was looking)

  • Sugar Free Ketchup for my Burger

You?

(Eric - The patient needs to be patient!) #2

a 4 oz bottle of olive oil and artisan smoked salt. (I’m the artisan).

(Troy) #3

Hummm…can’t remember her name, for the life of me?
Oops
Slightly OT
sorry😂

Alcohol many times. Those lovely travel bottles made great none-alcohol beverages so much better
Awe…The memories😓

These days…frozen tabs of butter. All the time q

(Michelle) #4

We go out to eat so seldom that I’ve yet to bring anything in. However our favorite little breakfast place has half and half and “whipped buttery spread.” Their “kitchen sink omelet” is worth it. Next time I’m bringing butter and cream.

(Terence Dean) #5

A digital scale. :wink: :balance_scale:
I’m taking it to a barbecue in two weeks time! :rofl:

(Carl Keller) #6

A 14" Ball Python. I bought it for my nephew’s birthday and it was cold outside and I didn’t want to leave it in the truck. He was in a cloth snake bag, inside my jacket so nobody saw him.

#7

Cash.

(You've tried everything else; why not try bacon?) #8

A rat. It was in a cat carrier, so no one suspected. But it was too hot outside to leave an animal in the car.

(Doug) #9

:smile:

#10

Nothing crazy- but I’ve been sneaking in pork rinds lately. :grinning:

#11

The craziest thing I’ve snuck into a restaurant was my naive expectation of being able to find something on the menu that wasn’t served crumbed or with pasta, rice or chips. :wink:

(less is more, more or less) #12

I cannot trust such a kitchen that serves that crap.

It used to make my family nervous, but now, we routinely bring chicharrones to Mexican restaurants. Not a one has ever cared that we did.

(Sheri Knauer) #13

olive oil, homemade dressing, salt, avocado, homemade ketchup, butter, I think thats it. We seldom go out to eat anymore but I have my purse stocked and ready to go when we do!

(mags) #14

All of these things…with the exception possibly of the :rat:. As far as I’m aware anyway :slight_smile:

(Jennibc) #15

I don’t sneak, I brazenly bring things in :rofl: I brought pork rinds to happy hour to dip into queso which I purchased at the restaurant. And there’s a terrific burger place in town where I bring in a ‘fathead dough’ hamburger bun and then order my burger wrapped in lettuce and slice it right on to the bun.

(Jennibc) #16

I have done this!

(I came for the weight loss and stayed for my sanity... ) #17

Hahaha :rofl: how [spoiler]kickass[/spoiler] are you? :thinking: Not sure if spoiler needed.

(Alex ) #18

probably completely inappropriate comment, but my ex once wore a pair of remote control vibrating love eggs when we went to Nandos a few years ago!

(Alex ) #19

(that was a joke by the way I would NEVER go in Nandos)

(less is more, more or less) #20

We may need to keep these two at opposite ends of the restaurant.