Goodbye -Organic crusty bread, the affair was beautiful while it lasted, but you were never good for me.
Goodbye - sweet juicy Haribos you got me through some really boring meetings and long journeys on public transport.
Farewell - Kettle crisps - words fail me
See ya Gin - might be in touch around Christmas.
Bye Chocolate - not missing ya much.
and cake what can I say, you were my best friend my whole life, but I have found a way to replace you, its not as sweet, or even real, but will do for now. Your attempts to entice me with your naughty pictures no longer works, but I still look and dream. If it helps I will always love you.