Well, phooey on that. And I sense a bit of projection here.
Time to Give up Eating Bacon - Who's with me
I will be selling bacon at inflated prices out of the back of a panel van. I will play music like the ice cream man, so come running if you hear me.
I will be hunting for and curing my own… I will sell for half the price of the markets! Lol
Considering selling wild game without a license is illegal… I will be excepting donations for it instead.
Make mine crispy streaky bacon and I’ll come running at the bell
I cooked 54 rashers in the oven last night.
Imagine the bacon nectar that it was swimming in after 30 minutes.
In fact, you don’t need to imagine. I forgot I took a picture.
heaven
Do yourself a favor, make oven bacon!
I wasn’t even aware bacon reserves exist… I keep having to go to the store…
Nope, I’m taking mine with me just in case there’s an afterlife.
If there IS an afterlife, it will be filled with the most succulent, tender, moist bacon, and an all-day bacon bar that keeps replenishing.
People jump all over zero carb Jan or Dairy free Feb, Don’t see anybody jumping on the Bacon free wagon.