The Lord's Prayer... On Keto

(Josh Close) #1

This gave me a good laugh.

#2

That’s pretty funny :laughing:

#3

Lol. Is this a Christian version of clickhole?

(Josh Close) #4

I had to look up what clickhole was… but I think so. It’s a Christian satire site.

#5

Clickhole is just The Onion’s response to BuzzFeed.

(Susan) #6

That is hilarious but a good prayer too!!

#8

Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your nutrients,
your ketosis come,
your wheats be gone,
from my cupboard as well as my stomach.
Give us this day our daily fats and proteins.
Forgive us our excess carbs as we forgive those who are on low-fat diets.
Lead us not into temptation to scarf down a bunch of Cheez-Its.
For the ketosis, the protein, and the disgusting gluten-free products are yours,
now and forever. Amino acids.