Santa Baby

(Edith) #1

Carnivore Santa Baby, by @Fangs and @VirginiaEdie

(Brought back from last year)

Santa baby, just slip a rare steak under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, a rack of ribs and chicken wings, too; to chew
I’ll wear a bib for them dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I missed.
Think of all the carbs that haven’t passed my lips
Next year I could be oh so good
If you check off my grocery list.

Santa baby, I want prime rib and really that’s not a fib
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, one little thing that I really need
The deed to a large cattle ranch
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with meat sticks and jerky
Add in some charcuterie
Santa cutie and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and fill my chest freezer
With some pastured pork, that’s a crowd pleaser.
I really do believe in you,
Let’s see if you believe in me.

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing
A ring of jumbo shrimp on a tray
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight.
I’m hungry tonight.

#2

I already forgot about this but now I remembered, thanks for it, it was fabulous just like last time, I listened to it while one of my fav YT singer sang the original…
A ring of jumbo shrimp, lol. Well I would accept that. I have a little bit of tiny ones in my freezer.
:fried_shrimp:

#3

Ohhh yea VE I remember that :slight_smile: too funny!!! Shows we were in good spirits last yr at this time right? Love it!!