From the Captain obvious department…
At least they didn’t promote grains and sugar in this one.
From the Captain obvious department…
At least they didn’t promote grains and sugar in this one.
That’s because the solution to the problem is clearly pharmaceutical. Although the monthly cost will be a paltry $500 per month, it’s really free if you have health insurance (your healthy neighbors pay it for you). Ask your doctor or pharmacist today!
They haven’t released the name of the new product pending FDA approval, but I’m sure it will be whimsical…
The linked article isn’t research so much as it is a press release (that doesn’t make it wrong necessarily)…
Author Christiane Haase, from Novo Nordisk in Denmark, which funded the study, said: “The health risks linked with having excess body weight are particularly high for Type 2 diabetes and sleep apnoea.
Risk of serious disease significantly increases liklihood of obesity, researchers warn.
Fixed it.