Non keto rant

(Ellen) #1

GRRR I fucking hate clients sometimes. Just want to come out and say “Yes, I purposely called up the Captain of that vessel and asked him to circle the Isle of Wight a few more times to delay it, I’m also a hacker extraordinaire and screwed up the Port operating system, and caused a crash on the M25, all just to make some of your deliveries late, AND I did it just for shits & giggles, you absolute thundering Fuckmuppet”

Sorry, just needed to vent.

(Marta Loftfield) #2

@Elle79 Bad day at the office???:thinking::wink::smiley:

(Alec) #3

That’s bloody hysterical. Makes my dull day seem positively uplifting!! :smiley::+1::+1::crazy_face::see_no_evil:

(Ellen) #4

What could possibly have given you that idea Marta? :wink:

(Ellen) #5

Glad I could cheer you up Alec :grinning:

(Marta Loftfield) #6

LOL​:joy::joy::joy::joy: not sure Ellen, I’m just perceptive that way. Glad you ranted here instead of carbing!

(less is more, more or less) #7

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(Marta Loftfield) #8

@Screenack :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

#9

So funny, people can be ridiculous sometimes. Had a good laugh reading (and relating to) your post!

(Ellen) #10

Glad it made you chuckle :wink:

(Ellen) #11

That or you’re psychic (if so, any chance of this weeks lottery numbers??)

(Marta Loftfield) #12

Hmmm, 25 10 32 61 3 17, if those win we can split the proceeds :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:!

(You've tried everything else; why not try bacon?) #13

A similar line from “Postcards from the Edge”: “Thank goodness I got sober just in time to feel all this pain!”