Keto dreams


(Lauren) #1

Does anyone else have this issue? All my dreams are very vivid, and most are nightmares. It’s been this way most of my life. Recently they’ve developed a keto element. Every night for the last week there has been a dream of elbow macaroni yelling at me, while I try to do the math for my macros. Usually the math in the dream resembles the chemical equations I was forced to do in high school.

Other gems include:

Being chased by zombies and havibg a conversation about trying to figure out carbs/protein/fat per pound of zombie.

Paula Dean chasing me with sticks of butter while I dodge landmines made of bread. I just knew if I could get to the bacon trophy, everything would be okay.

My therapist is going to love this next week. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:


#2

Wow, those are pretty vivid dreams. Like this guy…


(James storie) #3

Hahahaha! This is hilarious, especially Paula dean chasing you with butter!