Seriously, did I not get the memo that today is National twat day? If I had the power I’d have been reaching through the phone to slap several of my clients. I swear they all seem to save it up and be stupidly annoying on the same day.
Ok, rant over, this is why I could never work in retail, really don’t like people (except my Keto Fam obviously)!
This made me smile, I work in a garden centre/nursery.
Endless questions on “why we don’t guarantee the plants…”
I have to smile and say
“I can guarantee the environment in which they have been raised, but I can’t guarantee that the environment that will be provided when they leave the nursery”.
What I really want to say is much more brutal and not entirely customer friendly…
Ho hum,
Keto “ornamental” kale anyone?..
Actually it’s the last week of school for me (I teach 7th grade) so that’s my entire week in a nutshell. can’t tell you how many “what can i do to fix my grade” messages i’ve gotten today alone!
School is out so soon? I guess it depends where on our globe you are.
Time for some chilling soon…
Yeah, suppose you can’t say, work harder you daft fucker as much as you may want to.
