I'm going through a lot right now

(Jenna Ericson) #21

Okay, calm down Isaac Asimov :rofl:

(Doug) #22

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

–Beause he had a chicken stapled to his lip.

#23

I really don’t know what ‘tarmac’ of this thread…

:face_with_raised_eyebrow:

#24

Road works ahead?
Uh yea, I sure hope it does…

#25

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Just the other day, an attendant stopped me in a hospital car park and said, “You can’t park here. It’s badge holders only.”
I looked them in the eye and said, “I do have a bad shoulder."

I was getting in my car when a friend asked me for a lift.
So I said, “OK, you look amazing tonight”, and off I drove at high speed.