If Keto (LCHF) was the standard diet that everybody was on, what would a subreddit for a SAD (HFHC) diet look like?

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(Alec) #21

Regina
I reckon you are right. Tonight I am going to set my clock to wake me every hour to eat some chocolate. That should make sure my blood sugar stays stable.

I was talking today to someone who is stuck in the CW and eats mostly fat for fuel. They just don’t get it, stuck in the past and just are too dumb to read all the studies that show the CW is just rubbish. KCSO!


(Alec) #22

But I thought we weren’t supposed to have fat at all? Oh crikey, does that mean I am doing this wrong? I need to go and lie down, in fact I am feeling drowsy right now as my last meal was 3hrs ago… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


(Ron) #23

Starting my Reese’s Cup Fast tomorrow, who’s in???


(Ellie) #24

I’m with you Ron, but I am doing a Bigmac fast. It is better than other burgers because it has the extra layer of bread in the middle. If I’m trying to be really good, I’ll ask for an extra bun too. :yum:


(Aimee Moisa) #25

I just heard about this thing, it’s called the Olive Garden fast! They have all sorts of awesome options for us dieters. It’s going to be a real sacrifice though 'cause their food is so expensive! It’s easy to stay away from the greens, too. Just order the gnocchi soup instead of the salad.

(Seriously, though, I had my first gallbladder stone attack the night after eating at Olive Garden. UG!)


(You've tried everything else; why not try bacon?) #26

Nits are high in protein. Pick all you want, just don’t eat them! :grinning:


(Crow T. Robot) #27

Don’t worry, I always nitflick after I nitpick.

#nitflickandchill


(Alec) #28

Just had 4 Big Macs and I feel awesome. Boy I love this diet, it is sooo much better with the bread. I am doing KFC tonight, and I think I will double down on the fries… I know it is doing me good!


(Duncan Kerridge) #29

So glad I came over to the SAD side. I was doing keto for a while and it’s such a bind having to take notice of what i’m eating.

It’s so much easier just to let the food companies decide for me, they probably know best after all.


(Alec) #30

Absolutely, they are the experts, aren’t they? I know they have my best interests at heart.


(Jane) #31

chokes and wipes BPC off my monitor
:rofl:


(Jonathan Brady) #32

Type 1 diabetics are so lucky, they don’t even have to try. #jealous

(I’m dark, in case y’all didn’t notice.)


(Jonathan Brady) #33

Thankfully our government knows best and offers subsidies to Farmers who grow the good stuff like wheat and corn so that we can get the planets best foods that have been stripped of any and all nutritional value and fortified with the stuff we really need super cheap! Without those subsidies, I’d probably have to try a different diet. I’m so happy our government makes it more affordable to be compliant with the government-created food pyramid. They’re like a Big Brother, always looking at us… I mean, looking out for us!
We’re so fortunate!